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Prince Ngodo Mbutu Lehtinen

Dear Sir/Madam,


I am fine today and how are you? I hope this letter will find you in the best of health. I am Ngodo Mbutu Lehtinen
, the Chairman of the “Jumalauta Award Committee”, of the “Demoscene Delta Development Commission (DDDC)”, a subsidiary of the Jumalauta National Petroleum Corporation (JNPC).

The Demoscene Delta Development Commission (DDDC) was set up by the late Head of State, General Unseen Fate who framed his own suicide on 18th June 1998, to manage the excess revenue accruing from the sales of Jumalauta and its allied products as a domestic increase in the Jumalauta products to develop the communities in the Jumalauta Delta Oil producing areas. The estimated annual revenue for 1999 was 45 Billion Turkish lira Ref. FMF A26 Unit 3B Paragraph “D” of the Auditor General of the Federal Republic of Jumalauta Report of Nov. 1999 on estimated revenue.

I am the Chairman of the Jumalauta Award Committee, and my committee is solely responsible for awaiting and paying of contracts on behalf of the Federal Government of Jumalauta. My Committee Awarded Contracts to foreign contractors for boozing and smoking Ecological Matters in the whiskey producing areas of Jumalauta Delta. We overshot the contract sum by $25,000,000.00 Turkish liras. We have paid the contractors and withholding the balance of 25,000, 000.00 turkish liras. But, because of the existence of some of the domestic laws forbidding civil servants in Jumalauta from opening, operating and maintaining foreign accounts, we do not have the expertise to transfer this balance of fund to a foreign account.

However, this balance of 25,000, 000.00 turkish liras has been secured in form of Credit/Payment to a foreign contractor, hence we wish to transfer into your bank account as the beneficiary of the fund. We have also arrived at a conclusion that you will be given 20% of the total sum transferred as our foreign partner, while 5% will be reserved for incidental expenses that both parties will incur in the course of actualizing this transaction, and the balance of 75% will be kept for the committee members.

If you know that you will be capable of helping us actualize this transaction, you should send to me immediately the details of your bank particulars or open a new bank account where we can transfer the money 25,000, 000.00 turkish liras, which you will be holding in trust for us until we come to your country for our share. Your nature of business does not matter in this transaction. The required details includes your company’s name, address, your private personal telephone/fax numbers, your full name and address, including your complete bank details where the transferred fund will be routed by the Apex Bank.

Note that this transaction is expected to be actualized within 21 working days from the day the required details are forwarded to the Federal Ministry of Finance who will approve the needed foreign exchange control allocation for the release of this money to your account. Please, treat this as top secret. You should contact me urgently.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Yours faithfully,

Ngodo Mbutu Lehtinen
added on the 2005-02-19 15:25:39 by megamies megamies
And yet ANOTHER award that ignores Ikanim.

I demand/reject that you recognize Ikanim, or I shall be forced to fly to the capital of Jumalauta and chant Be Yourself by Feiserwolf and Amaretto Gangsta.
AMC is a great demo crew.
added on the 2005-02-19 15:40:43 by skarab skarab
ALL GO AHEAD.. SEND YOUR MONEYS TO ME. plz.
added on the 2005-02-19 15:52:46 by uns3en_ uns3en_
önssi, what was the date acutally when you framed your own death?
added on the 2005-02-19 16:02:57 by megamies megamies
Truck: His name is fieserWolf. Anyway, Be Yourself is always a good hint. If it doesn't work, get your hands on Mr. T's great "Mr. T - Be Somebody, Or Be Somebody's Fool.avi". :)
"Be Yourself" is the name of the track of the demo BEFORE Wienerdemo, Andromus by AINC.
added on the 2005-02-21 00:24:46 by Gargaj Gargaj
Well, it's also the one from winnerdemo (:

4842058 Defl:X 4731205 2% 03-26-04 17:07 48c1a3db beyourself.mp3
Looks like someone was too lazy for changing the name within the demo so they just named the mp3 that way. ;)
It's all about faking, cheating and fun.
Btw: Thisthread er nu officelt pouetyst.Mere information vil følge senere....

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