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because the force is with you since Disney bought

you some ice cream. Not regular ice cream of course, but

ice cream filled into bags

(that's how we call the bagpipes, ye know)

and so now you understand why I

had to open all those bags in order to close them again:

I am a democoder.

How many of those bags

are actually containing bags?

This I will state for you in my next letter,
Sincerely,

your beloved

Bag."

This is what the bag would have written. I for myself

would like to finally finish this letter, since it already occupies 2388 double-sided Letter size sheets of paper and weighs like a huge piano (or the source code for Royal Temple Ball printed out in 44pt), and I have no more houses to pay for the delivery.

Sincerely yours,
your little Dudley Dong, the democoder.

however, the neverending story letter reminds me of a certain movie which..

never ended. This movie was about

... oh, sorry, I've forgot to introduce myself!

Dear BigCompany LLC,
I would like to apply for the position of

the 54th page of the Kamasutra, new edition, which

starts with: "Dear Daphne,"

but I'm afraid you don't have that position in your company, and so I would like to apply for a position in your demo division,

where I heard they would open bags

of cubes. Bags of many cubes. Secured with ribbons.

but ken sent me which

didn't agree at all with

, so I would like to apologize for my spelling, because

my penis was