A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
.
I thought about sending money to
Solo2 but now I
will send it all
to that poor sucker called
one-eye mickey
and maybe also to
your friend Anal Probe
who is better known as "harism".
He is most likely a troll with only 2 glöps. But also,
to the letter, printed using pre-80's dot matrix printer
Some girls at the store asked me how he is doing these days
down in the mines of Roth
where he tries to install Win7 on
Rowley Birkin's rather limited brain
while hitting the bong inpatiently
, praying that it would not crash with a blue screen.
But it did.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the bermuda triangle
Roy worked on his latest Superior Fart Creation.
Robert FitzRoy, the grandfather of little Roy, is known for exploring mountain ranges but more importantly as the master of superior fart creation.
The secret behind a successfull Superior Fart Creation is
the knowledge that VNV Nation is not U2 and
the magical fruit. Beans that is, by which I mean huge amounts of
Ronan Harris' droppings.