A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
. Wee, as we call him, has also told me
about the leftovers in the fridge
which were rotten for a week already
and then eaten by the dog also he told me about
the leftovers in my second fridge
and he farted.
Meanwhile,
somewhere in Amsterdam, Netherlands,
a pupil went to
the bus stop to catch the bus to Lutjebroek.
And farted.
I don't know why, but he just did.
And no one could've suspected how big the consequences were.
Or how small.
Still bigger than your penis, though.
Which was barely able to penetrate
a handkerchief
used by Her Majesty
Queen Maali the Hairy.
The item in question was used while performing the lewd act of
bizarre
BDSM
which is very popular among RIT posters
and OSDM users
. Especially latter ones are known to