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Charleroi is the worst city i've ever seen, really. It looks like shit and it's full of zombies.
You can try Namur, some people at AMA are living there, so it seems possible to drive to Charleroi without getting stuck in the traffic.

Where can I go, I can not go to Germany
Can not go to Germany, they're so strict
Where can I go, I can not go to Chile
Unable to Chile, where they do so scary

'k Do not live in Kuwait
Kuwait because it was too hot to me
And as America is concerned
That country does not really exist

Where can I go, 'k is not to Northern Ireland
Not to Northern Ireland, that's all part
Where can I go, I can not go to China
"Do not k to China, that's me busy

'k Do not live in Scotland
Scotland because that's me wet
And USSSR
That's me too far

chorus:
Is there life on Pluto
Can you dance to the moon
Is there a place among the stars
Where I can go
Is there life on Pluto
Can you dance to the moon
Is there a place among the stars
Where I can go

Where can I go, I can not go to Cuba
"Do not k to Cuba, that's me sweet
Where can I go, I can not go to Poland
"Do not k to Poland, that's too good

'k Do not live in Lapland
Lapland because that's me cold
And I want to leave the Netherlands
Because here I get short of breath

refrain

"I pray doubts about Belgium
Because everyone is laughing
"I pray doubts about Belgium
Because that is so soft lingo

'k was even in doubt
But I took no chances
'k I doubted about Belgium
'k was even in doubt
But I took no chances
'k I doubted about Belgium

Belgium
Belgium
Belgium
Belgium

refrain

Belgium.
Less offensive words have been created in the many languages of the galaxy, such as joojooflop, swut and Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.

The use of bad language can have unforseen circumstances. One example is the war between the G'gugvunts and the Vl'hurgs, caused by a casual remark made by Arthur Dent being mistaken as a terrible insult.

Simultaneous Babel Fish translation also means that any being can be rude to any other being without the need for extensive explanations. This has also started many wars.

The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is.

What FRaNKy said is all true. Well, maybe except for the trains. In Brussels the trains are actually pretty good as long as you have to be in the center.
Charleroi is not really a nice city to live in. Very high crime rate (well, compared to other Belgian cities, so it's not like there are people killed daily).

The school system is actually pretty decent over here. At least more decent than in most other countries.

Also keep in mind that Belgium is governed by a degraded RAEG (Redundant Array of Expensive Governments). Meaning: everything is working as usual, but outsiders think the country is in choas for the past 18 months.

so ... they still don't have a sworn in government ... since April 2010 ?
Might as well dissolve the congress and return to direct monarchy under King Albert II.

June 2010 actually (who cares if it's 17 or 18 months?). And it's a myth we need a federal government. As FRaNKY likes to say: garbage still gets collected every week, traffic lights are still working, ... In daily life nothing changed actually. There are quite some countries where people have it tougher to live, and most of those countries do have a government.

And we do actually still have several governments. It's quite impossible there would be a moment that Belgium really has no government at all. The only bad thing is that it costs us a lot of tax-money :(

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