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...Uhm wait, what's going on? It feels like there's multiple people inside me, all wanting to tell different stories at the same time! This reminds me of the time

I had to fight a chicken, holy carp lois, remember that? It was the same time when Stewey

told me that i thought i was a character from a tv show. Anyway, i think i need to get

to Budleigh Salterton, being chased by a bunch of donkeys. That was...

epic! we masturbated multiple donkeys at once! ah, those were the days...

Just kidding. I've experienced no sexual encounters with donkeys.

Except for that one time on your carpet that i told you about earlier.

And the other time on the flight to Buenzli, where...

we had donkey masturbating compo. And the winner was...

me! I also got gangraped by a group of Germans, after I cheated them in the pokertournament.

Now, I will present you my poem that I have written for you:

Don't you worry, cos it's alright
Don't you worry, child of the night
Cos in the morning,
Come with the new day sun
Love - an everlasting light

We are the seed of the new breed
We'll succeed our time has come
We are the new
These words are true
Let the light of love shine through
It's alright (X 3)
It's really alright
It's alright
It's really alright

Alright, alright
Everything's gonna be alright (x 3)
Alright, alright it's ready alright

No don't be so sad
Cos love is by your side
No don't be so sad
Cos life is 2 short 2 live
No don't be so sad
I'll be mad if you're this
It's alright
The message that I give

Listen 2 me
Dreams can come true
Call out 2 love
It will answer you
4 get your trouble and smile
Let your heart speak awhile
Let the light of love shine through

Take your nightmare
Change 2 dream
Flow in the rhythm like a stream
Fear no evil, fear no man
Open up the mind
And the beats goes bam
Rhythm rolling, running smooth
Just like a little love
Sent 2 soothe
Ease the pressure, let it all go
Don't be afraid let the feeling flow

I have a much better poem in a drawer somewhere. It's about donkeys. And masturbating. Hope I can find it. Until then, I...

would like to tell you about my other new hobby. I have decided to start

sending letters to people I don't even know, like you Daphne.

collecting my toe nails.

OUT OF SYNC - SORRY

And I have another confession to make:

Although I don't know you Daphne, I love you with a passion that you can only imagine. As I sit here, looking into your front room, masturbating furiously,

imagining the soft plush on your muscular legs and huge ears,

as I... NO MOM YOU CANT COME IN.. where was I...

errr, the roughness of your 12-inch-tongue as it

Hm....now that I think of it... the reason why I wrote "The end" earlier must be because I was thinking about an end. Your end. Your rear end, that is. It's so dear to me, dear Daphne.

Θα γίνουμε όλοι Sotsoft!!!
Εικονομικά κρύσνα. Χαίρε κρύσνα!
Ground below zero.
Rejoice!

Yours Sincerely,

Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc

Dear Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong,

I was surprised and quite shocked to receive your letter,