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Just got this sent through and passing it onto the scene

Logo's are required for the telemate online and printed directory
see directory enquiries at http://www.telemate.tv
the logo will be trademarked along with the existing registered name and will also be used on a sticker for the trademans vehicle and stationary the logo needs to be easily cutoutable/traced so we can enlarge and greyscale it and tint it green for within the matrix scroller and easily change its background colour

initially £100 will be paid per logo + royalties later on or please keep the 'fuck you' but we are fucking babylon so please help us fuck :)

here are the telenames that need the logo's
please send your logos to telemate@hotmail.co.uk (and post them here for fun!!)
pleae take your time as they can only afford to pay for 1 logo per month or more/instantly when the tradesmen are signed up and their stickers are printed...(this is when you get the royalties!!) : :

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cat woman - cattery
the dog father - kennels walking grooming
Super-Tan - sunbed hire
Mech Warriors - Mobile mechanic, tuning, MOT's, valeting,
hydrogen, non-pollutant fuel & electric engine conversions
X Tiles - Choose at home tiles and fitting
Star Floors - Choose at home carpets & curtains, laminate, wood flooring
Spider Man - Decorating - exterior and interior*
Brush Strokes - Decorating - exterior and interior*
Power Rangers - Electricians, solar panels & wind turbines
Crouching Tiger - Roofing
Splash - Plumbing and bathrooms
MasterChef - Kitchens
Matrix - Architects and builders
Star Doors - Choose at home garage/ front doors
Bob- Builder
NASA - Loft conversions
Minder - Bodyguards, stewards & security agency & installations
Spider Man - Window cleaning and carpets/general cleaning
The Lawn Mower Man - Mowing, fencing, landscaping, patio's, basic gardening
McEnroe - washing & ironing pick-up & delivery service
SwordFish - Insurance for your home, business and vehicle
OPM - Mortgages, loans, finance and investment advisers
Neo's(or matrix) - Dating agency - find the one
Soprano's - Skip hire, house clearance, waste disposal
The Firm - Cleaning, domestic and commercial
Jim'll Fix-It - Domestic appliance repairs
DSS - Glazier, double/tripple glazied windows, doors, conservatories
The Firm - Lawyers and solicitors
Beadle's about -Driving school..learn to drive in a Beetle
Driving school -Space preserved
Bill & Ted's -Guitar lessons
Coast Busters - Jet ski , cabin cruiser, wind surfing, Yaught
sales & hire (skipper optional)
Fockers - Wedding planners and services
E.T.S - Chauffer hire for weddings, business and other occassions
Ordinary Decent Criminal - Photography
No Way Out - Photography
Cinderella - Nails, hair and beauty treatments
Absolutely Fabulous - Taylors and dress makers
Countdown - Book keeping, Tax & typing
Super Van - Van hire (driver optional), removals, house clearance, stock
Vandam - Van hire (driver optional), removals, house clearance, stock
Deep Thought - Anything and everything designed
Dr who - PC maintenance and repairs
Jim'll Fix-It - PC maintenance and repairs
Magrathea- Architects and builders
Lord of the rings - Choose at home engagement, wedding, eternity rings
Pink Panther - Choose at home engagement, wedding, eternity rings
Grange Wills - Will writing in your own home
Super Nan - Babysitting & child minding
The O man - Undercover or televised corporate trouble shooting
The invisible man - Private detective and undercover trouble shooting
Not a penny more -not a penny less - Debt recovery
RatMan - Rats, mice, insects, fleas. pest control
The dog father - Dog walking, grooming, kennels
Cat woman - Cattery
Herriot's - Veterinary practice
Oceans - Recruitment agency
THE OFFICE - National salvaton telephone answering service
Who wants to be a millionaire - Business training courses
South-Park Youth home tuition and home study degrees

here is info about the project
please hurry the machines are digging!!!
http://www.topdeck.wanadoo.co.uk/southpark/southpark-reloaded.wmv

Please make sense our machines only go PING!

eat pussy and :Ping more its good for you
raina: i am so please for you :)

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