The Real Thing by Capacala
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³ The Documentation for ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ T H E R E A L T H I N G ³ ºº ÛÛ
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³ - an original Capacala production ³ ºº
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³ Pheww. The making of this demo (as it happens to be our very ³ ÛÛ
³ first major demo) was extremely time-consuming and frustrating ³ ÛÛ
³ but as you can see, we made it in time... so no lousy "we're ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ sorry but we ran out of time so our demo turned out like this" ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ -bullshit. The demo is exactly like we planned it. ³ ºº
³ Okey, let's cut the crap and tell you the requirements of ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ this demo: ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ a 80386 computer (but preferably a fast 80486 or a pentium) ³ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ
³ VGA (the faster the better, VLB or PCI strongly recommended) ³ ºº
³ 512K Gravis UltraSound (required) ³ ºº
³ about 2000K HDD space (this is not a floppy disk demo) ³ ºº
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³ This demo competed in the Assembly '94 demo compo at Helsinki ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ Ice Hall in Finland during 5. - 7. 8. 1994. ³ ÛÛ ÛÛ
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³ ! ! <READ BELOW FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE ASSEMBLY'94> ! ! ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ We used the following software to make this demo: ³ ºº
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³ TED 3.0 Borland Pascal 7.0 Turbo Assembler 3.2 Boxer 6.0 ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ Deluxe Paint II Enhanced 3.2 Update CompuShow 2000 ³ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ
³ FastTracker 1.01 MultiTracker 1.01 ScreamTracker 3.01á ³ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ
³ CapaMOD 1.1x Dual Module Player 3.0x MusicDiskPlayer ³ ºº
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³ We used the following hardware to make this demo: ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ 80486SX-25 80486DX-33 80486DX2-50 80386DX-40 ³ ÛÛ ÛÛ
³ Gravis UltraSound SoundBlaster 16 ASP Pro Audio Spectrum ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ Diamond Stealth 24 ISA ATI VGA Wonder 512K Trident 8900C ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ And then other accessories of mention: ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ Lapin Kulta III Erikois Olut Coca-Cola Lahden Erikois Olut ³ ÛÛ ºº
³ Brewmaster's Brown Ale Heineken IVA Nestl Lemon Tea ³ ÛÛ ºº
³ Bad Religion Juice Leskinen Crash Test Dummies Skin Up ³ ÛÛ ºº
³ Capanossi Kawai FS800 Superboard Akai Hi-Fi System ³ ÛÛ ºº
³ Pioneer Hi-Fi Systems Sony Hi-Fi System Wilson Basket Ball ³ ºº
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³ Credits of this demo: ³ ºº
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³ CODE - flap and Passy ³ ºº ÛÛ
³ GRAPHICS - flap ³ ºº ÛÛ
³ MUSICS - Breeze and Spay ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ BOOZING - Axolotl ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ ADDITIONAL BOOZING - Breeze, Tetsuo and Trancer ³ ºº ÛÛ
³ BBS RUNNING - Trancer ³ ºº ÛÛ
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³ Now some TRUE information about the ASSEMBLY'94 democompo: ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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³ Now, if you were present at the ASM'94, you probably know what ³ ÛÛ
³ I'm going to say... but what the hell, here goes: ³ ÛÛ
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³ I was quite surprised at the low quality of the demos in the ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ compo, but then the turn for our demo came and we were very ³ ºº
³ surprised (and pleased) to see it there. All went smoothly and ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ the first three minutes went exactly like planned (maybe even ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ better), but after the TEKKn0 part (just at the beginning of ³ ºº
³ a new part) our demo was cut off! Why? Then the screen said: ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ "Time is running out..." Everyone booed and shouted, but to no ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ avail... then the screen said: "All demos from here on will be ³ ºÛÛÛ
³ shown only for 2-3 minutes. Agree?" And everyone agreed. But ³ ÛÛÛ
³ all the demos that came after ours were shown fulltime, from ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ the beginning to the end! "WHATTAHELL!" you might think, and ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ so did I. And still I do. But the worst is yet to come. After ³ ºº
³ all the demos were shown, the demos which were terminated be4 ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ their ending were run again. But ours wasn't!!! THIS SUCKED ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
³ _BIGTIME_!!!!! So all you Assembly'94 PC demo compo organizers ³ ÛÛ ºº ÛÛ
³ out there, shame on your worthless souls! And if you (you read-³ ÛÛ ÛÛº ÛÛ
³ ing this text there) have seen this demo, you can agree with ³ ÛÛÛÛÛºÛÛÛÛ
³ me that this isn't a shitty demo and certainly not a TEKKn0 ³ ÛÛÛººÛÛÛ
³ demo. It's only the first 3 minutes that are tekkn0, but as the³ ºº
³ demo was cut off in the end of our tekkn0 part, everyone just ³ Éͼ
³ thought that whattahell, it's just another of these tekkn0- ³ ȼ
³ demos! THIS _REALLY_ SUCKED!!!!! And if our demo sucked as much³
³ as they claimed, howcome there wasn't any booing? HUH????!!!! ³
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³ They had no reason to cut off the demo. For any opinion, con- ³
³ tact me, either via DGi or by a message in THE DARKS¡DE. ³
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³ Watch out for our forthcoming productions, and meanwhile you ³ ¤$1 á
³ could try to call our oh-ever-so-busy WHQ: THE DARKS¡DE : ³ árZ/CC
³ ³ (8Ox5O)
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³ See CCINFO24.TXT for additional info on CAPACALA!!!!!!!!!!!! ³
³ (strongly recommended if you want to contact us) ³
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³ B U L L S H I T S C R O L L . . . ³ ³
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"min leikkelin varpaankynsi ja ne kimpoilivat spaghettiin..."
- The Real Thing Since 1990 -
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- The Hard-Working All Stars -
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³ Coming up... greetings in detail... ³
C A P A C A L A G R E E T S T H E F O L L O W I N G G R O U P S :
Admire Dust Jeskola!Productions
Anarchy PC Extreme Majic 12
B-Ware Five, and then Some Mewlers
Cascada VR Section Fusion: Fulmar Designs Mindprobe
Chaos Fusion: Paragon Orange
Chaosium Inc Fusion: Radiance Silents PC
C.O.M.A. Future Crew Surprise!Productions
Core Image Gollum Symptom
Demoniacs Infiny Triton
Diffusion PC Iguana Visual Dreams DK
Distorsion Imphobia Cascada Weird Magic
F L A P G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
MikMak / Hardcode, Feenix / Epical, PSi / Future Crew, Robban / Cascada VRS,
Otto / Virtual Visions, Cyberstrike / Renaissance, Marvel / Future Crew
Personal Greets...
Eccu (how I love you...), Liket / B-Ware, Samuel Audet, Core Image coders,
Merlin / Illegal Function, Black Wolf(+Mari) / Demoniacs, Peak / Anarchy PC,
Oliver Deiter / Condom Punchers! =), Trug & Abyss / Future Crew,
Cannibal (Independent), Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Weasel / Fulmar Designs,
Braindead & Dynamixer / C.O.M.A., C.O.M.A. coders, Dealer - the SysOp of TIC
Xaya Iccita (Independent), Shreyas (Independent), Price (Independent),
Gimle / Symptom, Mika Manninen, Eero Lehtola
S P A Y G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Zodiak / Cascada, Di33y / CNCD, Delorean, Chorus & Sid, Heatbeat / CNCD,
Bru¤o / <whatever>, Mark Knopfler, Mike Oldfield
Personal Greets...
Maza / Sonic Amiga, Red Five (Independent), Mikko Kujala
P A S S Y G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
PSi / FC, Stone / Dust, Patrick Aalto (Independent)
Personal Greets...
Black <inva> / Omicron, Dealer - the SysOp of TIC, Core Image Coders
B R E E Z E G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Purple Motion & Skaven / Future Crew, Zodiak / Imphobia Cascada,
Svolkraq / Gollum, B-Man / Dust, Tonedeaf / Extreme, Lizardking / Triton,
Chorus & Sid / Razor 1911, Vinyl / Mindprobe, Carlos Valderrama - gr8 hair!
Personal Greets...
Organizers of the Assembly'94 PC Demo Compo (how I love you...)
Johanna, Jazz & Zteel / Diffusion PC DK, Demilich & Primarch / Core Image,
Gimle / Symptom, Sulphur / Admire, Executioner & Royal / The European Tech.,
Justice (Independent), Weasel / Fulmar Designs/Fusion, Liket / B-Ware,
Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Frontier / Data Warriors, MG / Weird Magic,
Corinthian & Sorbus / Mewlers, Xaya Iccita (Independent), N.I.K / Sonic PC,
Elric / Creation, Zodiak / Imphobia Cascada, DGi readers, Gibson / Extreme,
Dealer - the SysOp TIC, Trope / Chaos, Cymbal / Money Talks, Lumen / MD,
Harri Heiskanen, Antti Kari, Johanna Lampi, Minna Rty, Katja Mustonen,
Otto-Ville Kaukoniemi, Samuli-Matias Hakala, Arttu (independent)
A X O L O T L G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Personal Greets...
T R A N C E R G R E E T S . . .
I don't need no stinking diplomacy...
Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Braindead / COMA, Cannibal, Condor / Accession,
Copter, Gimle / sYmptom, Greaser, Hoplite / Orange, Judge / Fleet,
Judge Dredd / Radical Rhythms, Mohawk, Maniac / SC, Misery / TCB,
Pizza / Corp, Price, Tonic / sYmptom, Weasel / Fulmar Designs, Xaya Iccita
Hope I didn't forget anybody as then you won't get your greets!
T E T S U O G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Tsunami / Virtual Dreams / Fairlight, Airwalk / Polka Brothers,
Genghis / Complex
Personal Greets...
GGS - the SysOp of Brahman, Jack (Independent), Arttu (Independent),
Orbis / Halo, GED (Independent), The Master / The Silents
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