pouët.net

indeed.

http://minimalanimal.p1x.org

You are not us.

Luckily not.

pero que pollas es esto?

Not even close

bleh, bleh, bleh (no)

my arse

Thank you for your kind present to us, elend.

Sadly we must inform you that you are not worthy of our spanking.

I'm sorry, but a production must be at least 10 megs in size before it can be considered art.

this ain't art, this is rave

This and BPM 64k party version Not even from Bypass is the kind of crap that needs to be removed from pouet. I admit submitting benchmarks here but that was a work of art, this is Detestable

Who are you to judge a wild prod?

Your mother is a giraffe.

En mi humilde opinión:

Me parece bastante lamentable que la scene española pierda su valioso tiempo en hacer éste tipo de producciones, sabiendo el potencial que tenemos en españa para producir en masa y con calidad.
Entre los miembros mas acivos de la scene española, y otros, siempre se suele debatir el eterno tema de *produce or die*. Sin embargo, no entiendo el porqué de éstas producciones, si se le pueden llamar así.
Cierto es que toda esta *traca* de producciones sin sentido son una protesta contra las ya demasiadas producciones *no-productivas* que se exceden sobradamente en tamaño sin aportar nada nuevo. Pero no creen ustedes señores, que sería mas beneficioso para la scene española, protestar con lo mejor que saveis hacer y demostrar que aun hoy en día, se pueden hacer producciones de calidad en un tamaño no muy exagerado?

Espero no ofender a nadie, pero ésta es mi humilde opinión.

a) This is not escena.org, so write in english, dumbass.
b) This prod is only 360kb. That's part of the whole point.
c) We wasted our valuable time? Yeah, a whooping 15 seconds of it.
d) It's "sabeis" with a "b", dumbass.

At least it was funny..

[pk]:
"pierda su valioso tiempo en hacer éste tipo de producciones" : 30 minutos de pruebas por cada prod no es perder el tiempo, ademas, siempre es bueno para el desarrollo de un engine las tipicas pruebas guarras.

"Pero no creen ustedes señores, que sería mas beneficioso para la scene española, protestar con lo mejor que saveis hacer y demostrar que aun hoy en día, se pueden hacer producciones de calidad en un tamaño no muy exagerado"
Bah! si que podemos hacerlas, pero no para postearlas aqui, total, no se aprecian.

Scopolos e cula cala mia cantastos para cela folan dula puss, John Major.
Me, stuto campos e porthe, Chris Waddle. Ithe teros mathe toros poco poco e fandalos Jean Pierre ??Patman.?? Filan dalo anta coropos glasnian mia chyse dance spectacular. Beneres? Nikko fuerto tippo magico - te "Gardun Gizmo". Vo, tidiaka
mit fon shoni veronico. Tefaselos action-pumpo! Zo, nea shopping, nea collo, te "Gardun Gizmo". "Ow-Gardun-Giizmo!"
Me ketra o bartra ve tekula pussi. Mi oscola? Sminki-pinki-pussi! Me lala tutan carlos pussi. Methethethetheth, hethethethethetheth,
methethethetheth, pussi. Y fanderos, Andrew Lloyd Webber.

uhm... la tua mamma eu on girafo.

don't expect me to spend more than 15s making up a clever comment

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is a elitegroup production?

eheh, false *ART* account kicked the assholes other false accounts called *ART*, funny attitude.

MF!: Scorchio!

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Talk about ART productions being a plague to pouet.net... why the fuck does there always have to be some lamer dipshit who insists on screwing up the page layout? Nice going, moT. Does "moT" mean "dumbass" in greek? Better leave the internet to grown-ups, dumbass.

From moT's webpage:

"member of Split Infinity, the secret guild for noble Quake3/LAN players, determined SETI@Home contributors..."

Yeah, that explains a lot. Dumbass.

This made me so sick that I puked on my keyboard.

human Art(!!) sounds

If you're going to mouth the instruments at least take your marble collection out of your mouth.

I'll give it piggy just because the "fake" art accounts taking over the orignal lame art accounts is actually rather amusing and well-deserved. =)
(Awaits flames)

The download link is broken, but I remember seeing this and thinking: "I hope I had watched some firg instead"