the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2020-07-25
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Stay tuned for my new demo, "Waffemann Is A Racist Dickbag", consisting of nothing but the title and a starfield. No review bombers plz, it's just a name - 2020-09-09
- The world is political. If you can't handle Pouet reflecting that, take a break. (I don't mean that as an insult, I take breaks from websites all the time.)
- 2021-01-01
- Today: people concerned about the nuances of apologizing as if they anticipate they'll regularly have something to apologize for
- Yes, the bit where it says "say these exact words or we'll throw your ass out" is quite worrisome and definitely a thing that exists
- 2021-03-15
- Whoever Meaga is, I'm sure they're frustrated that despite their best efforts, they still haven't been blocked
- 2021-03-29
- I could never figure out what you're even supposed to do in the rescue scenarios when I was a kid. I bet if I played it now, I could just check some guide on YouTube.
- 2021-04-16
- The 4th highest grossing NFT is "just setting up my twittr" so 25 characters should be enough at least
- 2022-06-23
- I'm going to come to your house and I intend to crap on the floor. I do not intend to try to force my way in, but if you don't invite me, I'm going to be very upset that you're cancelling me.
- 2022-06-28
- Did a project at school where I spent half my hours asking around on Teams or looking at poorly descriptive Git commit messages to find out what has been done and what still needs to be done, because no one wanted to use a task board. I guess that's programming, motherfucker.
- 2022-06-29
- I wish demoparties started declaring that gamers are banned again because that's so cool and awesome and not embarrassing at all
- 2022-07-05
- There's a place in Dark Souls called "Blighttown" that's totally miserable, and I can't help but think at least some of the misery is probably related to land devaluation caused by being called "Blighttown" in the first place
- The archers. Ornstein and Smough. Man, everyone in Anor Londo is a RAGING ASSHOLE. (Except the blacksmith, of course, he's chill.)
- 2022-08-11
- Productions made using Schuko belong to the wild compo. Electric power infrastructure is nothing but a lamer demomaker for lamers.
- Currently breeding dinosaurs to create my own oil. Stay tuned for my uncompromising true demoscene masterpiece, a XOR texture.
- 2022-10-11
- You can't even subdivide a point. It's just a point. Euclid really phoned it in when he came up with that one
- 2022-10-21
- I choose to believe that Porculo-Soft was a rogues' gallery of outlandish supervillains with ridiculous costumes and I will ignore any historical accounts that prove me wrong
- Yes yes, we get it, you are very cool and manly and rational and you spend your days just wrestling with bears and winning at debate club
- 2022-10-25
- If I don't log in to observe my account, it remains in a superposition where it is simultaneously deleted and not deleted
- 2022-10-28
- Elon Musk will reactivate the SceneID of famous Amiga scener Kanye West who was banned due to pressure from Pouet's political community
- 2022-11-01
- Mastodon could be the name of a Pokémon if the Pokémon Company stopped caring and just started giving their Pokémons the names of actual animals
- 2022-11-02
- I've been on the Internet long enough that amogus memes don't get even in the top 500 of the most annoying things I've seen
- 2022-11-06
- Radio Shack Christmas Demo. Released in 1979, most recent comment just a month ago.
- 2022-11-09
- The existence of fantasy consoles implies the existence of science fiction, horror, young adult, and New Weird consoles
- 2023-01-26
- Currently being dragged away from my desk by a hulking man in a tattered cloak, his face veiled in shadows, growling to me as if inside my skull: "YOU HAVE BROKEN THE RULES OF HOOKS"
- 2023-04-06
- You're just trying to confuse us with your highfalutin' math words like "integral" or "four"