the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2012-12-19
- "comes just days after an event that appears to have generated a national outcry for greater efforts to stem gun violence." & some the highest gun sales figures in years.
- 2012-12-21
- Merry Fucking Christmas - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-21/sentence-reduced-for-man-convicted-of-girl 27s-rape2c-torture/4440774
- 2012-12-23
- Don't bring a knife to a chainsaw fight - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-23/man-injured-in-pub-chainsaw-attack/4441720
- 2012-12-28
- "Drink plenty of fluids and avoid over-consuming alcohol or caffeinated drinks." - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-28/perth-heatwave/4446564
- 2013-01-06
- http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/3518036575.html
- 2013-02-18
- "I know it was a mistake anybody can make" - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-18/pistorius-family-insists-girlfriend-shot-b y-accident/4524192
- 2013-05-06
- "Names have already been named so my reluctance to name names has been taken away by the names naming themselves," - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-06/singleton-waterhouse-set-to-front-inquiry/ 4671320
- 2013-06-27
- Haven't had this much fun with politics since.... - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-27/rudd-returns-whats-your-mood/4784278
- 2013-07-15
- What's with the "Princess"? as in Knoeki and Queen bittin.
- 'But for the Plaintiff's use of the Apple product, the quality of the Plaintiff's life would have been much better and injury would have been avoided.'
- 2013-07-22
- Fuuuuuu! Forgotten the thread no. for the sectret hidden cat thread. 1321?
- I know that now! New game. Goto random.org, generate no. between 1 & 10000 - goto thread.
- 2013-08-14
- yay!
- 2013-08-27
- I guess you could say that the time he spent in court wasn't worth the weight. - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-08-26/overweight-man-luis-almario-legal-battle-p rompts-obesity-warning/4913292
- 2013-09-06
- Dafuq? - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-06/gina-rinehart-mining-industry-jobs-crime-t exas-jails/4940370
- 2013-09-19
- Holy shit! - http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-18/holy-water-in-austria-contaminated-with-fa ecal-matter/4966692
- 2013-09-20
- Something tells me he's going to get a right bollocking for that from his new missus - http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/18/man-cuts-off-his-own-testicles-_n_394 8153.html
- 2013-12-24
- http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/23/22025978-queen-pardons-computing-g iant-alan-turing-59-years-after-his-suicide?lite - inb4 Gaaaaay!
- 2014-03-04
- Read it, comment, have a perv. The choice is yours - https://www.pouet.net/topic.php?which=7443
- 2014-03-05
- applause to tjoppen for telling garg what to do!
- 2014-04-01
- Nothing says "Keeping it real" like making everyone's avatar a meme from 4chan.
- C'mon garg, don't ban hardy.
- 2014-04-02
- too soon? - http://oi58.tinypic.com/2vsm6ft.jpg
- 2014-04-19
- Morning all - for those of you with kids, I hope you too are looking forward to getting up at sparrows fart to try and remeber where you hid all those choc eggs last night!
- 2014-05-13
- Giger's dead. :[