the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2008-08-09
- Amiga 500 is not capable of giving blowjob! Use real amiga with boobies.
- 2008-08-15
- Most people including myself is very angry today.
- 2008-09-08
- ### Mayday, mayday.. back2roots.org died any news what happened there? Use yer telepathy please and tell me, will ya? Thanks! ###
- 2008-09-22
- master of Cyclic Redundancy Check
- 2008-10-02
- 8 bit is anorexia, 16 bit is just beauty, 32 bit is a fat chick, but yet nice to look at, and 64 bit is freakin ugly and consumes a lot! =D
- 2008-10-04
- Hey and what about "Cloverfield" ?
- 2008-10-09
- Optimus: UFO sex? xeron: did you receive my email in which i wrote about the probs with certain ahx tunes under your hvl replayer?
- xeron: oh you did. perhaps mailbox system sent it to nil: instead of me ... anyway cool. waiting for new version then.
- 2008-10-11
- This oneliner requires AGA to work.
- Most cracktros including rampart aga fix are not interesting at freakin all.
- straight to hell you like to yell, but can you tell that where is that hell?
- 2008-12-12
- Did you know ... that some ppl who call other ppl gay are partly gay already? =D
- 2008-12-17
- ### warning, something smells really bad in here ###
- 2008-12-19
- ### commodore 64, ppl masturbate to death ###
- ### sexual violation, commodore 64 ###
- ### commodore 64, i want to belive ... ###
- 2009-03-28
- I want quality ZX-Spectrum demo, please make one!
- 2010-08-08
- Do you like Miggy?
- 2010-09-04
- Legalise division by zero now!
- Aliens took my Teddy Bear by Drifters now!
- 2010-09-05
- Watch your language now!
- Use nearest tits(http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/840-beer-holder.jpg) as a beer holder now!
- I want you to give me a beer now!
- 68040 now!
- 2010-09-06
- Frazzles later, Discos now!