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Time for a really good laugh

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I found this site last night and I must share this, it's just too damn hilarious. I put it on the oneliner but it may go unnoticed.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/

must read subjects:
german french canada woman
added on the 2007-09-29 04:47:45 by duffman duffman
Quote:
Thanks to the British the world isn't run by a Nazi dictator or the French


Oh, really?
added on the 2007-09-29 10:19:53 by oxb oxb
Quote:
And now a little humour...
Why are French roads lined with trees?
So that the German Army can march in the shade.


Je m'étouffe de rire <.<
added on the 2007-09-29 10:49:32 by SilkCut SilkCut
"lulz", army "humour"

british army "humour" is based on engineer "humour" + extra bigotry + watered-down british "humour" + monty python references / social insecurity or maladaption

and that's why it isn't very funny!
added on the 2007-09-29 11:16:24 by forestcre forestcre
Hahhahahhahaha NOT!
added on the 2007-09-29 14:55:24 by wrthlss wrthlss
absolutely retarded.
added on the 2007-09-29 14:58:34 by dipswitch dipswitch
Bof de chez beauf... I'm unlaugh
And now a little humour...
Why are French roads lined with trees?
So that the German Army can march in the shade.


Hahaha. In Poland it's the same, Napo Bonaparte has done it for his soldiers.
added on the 2007-09-29 15:34:50 by wrthlss wrthlss
faggot'ish.
added on the 2007-09-29 16:00:22 by iks iks
Quote:
Why are French roads lined with trees?
So that the German Army can march in the shade.


Which is funny for french because "march in the shade" or "walk in the shade" means something like "get lost" in french... after a famous movie from the 80's.


added on the 2007-09-29 21:18:51 by oxb oxb
ok, tough crowd.
Anyway I found this site by searching "ze germans" because of the movie Snatch, which I find very funny. Didn't want to insult anyone.

added on the 2007-09-29 22:30:56 by duffman duffman
i can say this as a european kid living in england - outside of england, british humour isn't found to be very funny!
added on the 2007-09-30 12:07:13 by forestcre forestcre
CASsES TOI TUPUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ET WALK IN TEH SHAAAADE

et reviens pas!
added on the 2007-09-30 12:12:23 by SilkCut SilkCut
@duffman: Yes both 'Snatch' and 'Lock, Stock And Two Smocking Barrels' are very funny, great movies =)
added on the 2007-09-30 12:13:42 by SilkCut SilkCut
Ironically, the British veterans who fought to overthrow Hitler and Nazism are among the most racist bigots on the planet.

"We fought in the war for this country and these niggers, pakis and Chinks come over here and steal all our jobs and women and act like they belong here." (based on an actual overheard quote)
I prefer this
added on the 2007-10-01 01:25:59 by bdk bdk
shane: thankfully, they wont have the intelligence and awareness to notice the unprecidented influx of millions of Eastern Europeans into Britain over the past 3 years who are lowering wages, pushing up house prices, crippling the police force and NHS and, um, probably stealing our women too :)

Guess it will be a different story when Turkey join the EU tho, a lot of those guys have dark brown skin. Easily identifiable, even to the retards of our once Great nation. :P

added on the 2007-10-01 01:40:54 by button button
yey! eastern europeans are nice to me and we share telephone numbers and kisses sometimes!
added on the 2007-10-01 01:49:31 by forestcre forestcre

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